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Jul. 9th, 2009 @ 05:37 pm
river city ransom
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my google reader has become a clusterfuck lately BUT I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY



Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 03:38 pm
pixel ganesha
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xkcd sucks



yuk yuk inc only sucks sometimes
Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 06:41 pm
river city ransom
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WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME ABOUT DEREK YUS ACCIDENTAL VIDEOGAME PORN WEBSITE








SHIT








i am dying




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Jul. 6th, 2009 @ 02:36 pm
daphny harry potter
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im joining roller derby soon and i have to make up a nickname here are the nicknames of girls that would be on my TEAM http://www.svrollergirls.com/profiles.htm

Poll #1425990 ROLLER DERBY NICKNAME
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

what should mine be

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trannysaurus rex
5 (4.1%)

firecrackwhore
2 (1.6%)

apocaPUSSYlypse
6 (4.9%)

anne frank
10 (8.2%)

jill stalin
9 (7.4%)

saddlebags
2 (1.6%)

aereola borealis
15 (12.3%)

dennys grand slam
6 (4.9%)

queen carlotta
1 (0.8%)

cunter s thompson
17 (13.9%)

yoko OH NO
9 (7.4%)

sega genocide
11 (9.0%)

audrey rugburn
6 (4.9%)

supply and backhand
1 (0.8%)

beast infection
22 (18.0%)



i think i spelled arreola wrong
whatever that fucking shit around your nipples

also feel free to comment with your own ideas

EDIT: CUNTER S THOMPSON IS NOT A GOOD NAME YOU GUYS IT WAS A JOKE OPTION YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE
Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 08:51 pm one of those entries
river city ransom
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michael jackson wouldnt fucking shut up about the dollar i lent him, what a tight ass
and he was like WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY MY CHOCOLATE MILK AT LUNCH TODAY and i told him all the time he wastes in the chocolate milk line makes us miss firsties for tetherball
but whenever he would play tetherball he would just cry and hurt his hand when he hit hte ball and it wouldnt go anywhere he was the worst teammate and also a cheapass
and then i got detention for TALKING DURING LUNCHTIME WHAT HTE HELL WHY ISNT MICHAEL IN TROUBLE HE WAS BUGGING ME and i had to put my nose on a circle on the chalkboard while my teacher drilled a hole in my back for each word i spoke at lunch
and she put a piece of paper with thte word i said rolled up in each hole TELLING ME TAHT I WILL WEAR THE FOUL WORDS I HAVE SPOKEN FOR ALL OF TIME HOW DARE YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT TO MICHAEL and then she yelled LEVEL UP and the cirlce started moving and i had to hold my nose in it while hse was drilling and stuffing and every time my nose followed wrong and went outside the circle i owed michael another dollar
he had one of those old cash registers and a green visor and sang YOU'RE A HOOOO HOOOO every time he punched in another dollar

i woke up in a menses mess i forgot to put a tampon in when i went to bed
Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 12:18 pm
phoenix wright RUN DANBO RUN
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Jul. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:34 am MISC WORTHLESS INFORMATION THAT YOU NEED TO FUCKING KNOW
POPSUCKLE
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GOD DAMNIT DOES ANYONE HAVE THE V/VM VERSION OF TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART BECAUSE I SURE CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE

oo livejournal gave me five more icons
FRIENDS, GIVE ME SOME LIVEJOURNAL ICONS I WILL USE THE FIVE BEST ICONS



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quick poll NO DISCUSSION ONLY ANSWERS
Poll #1424616
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Michael Jackson

pedo
30 (40.0%)

no pedo
45 (60.0%)



who wants to play blazblue with me my ps3 name is daphaknee
Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 10:04 pm
aids aids aids aids aids
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meowzbow is 100% better now i mean he still has FIV obviously but hes eating dry food on his own and drinking and not hiding under the bed anymore
hes done with his meds and hes even demanding pets from me so his HATRED wasnt as long lasting as i thought it would be
oh so thanks guys for all your well wishes and stuff, it made me feel a lot better because i was being a HUGE BABY trust me BABY AND A HALF
now i can worry about important things liek WHO THE HELL KILLED LAURA PALMER
Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:12 pm intimate personals ILLUSTRATED
river city ransom
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ma'am got a pretty neat book here are some pages
you can tell she took the pictures because they're kind of terrible quality


































GODDAMNIT HEY MA'AM WHY DONT YOU LEARN HOW TO TAKE PICTURES THAT ARNET BLURRY AS SHIT

Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 04:19 pm
river city ransom
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i dont know if any of you read dess's site and i hate plugging shit but if you care at all about how games work or are put together she knows a SHIT TON about level design and just blew me the fuck away with this post

http://www.auntiepixelante.com/?p=459

fuck
fuck
hopefully she makes picking apart pieces of games a feature because this could be HUGE nad IS amazing

omg omg omg I GOT THE BEST PACKAGE from [info]rezcycle I WILL SHOW YOU ALL HOW AMAZING IT IS SOON


breastmilk and handjobs
Jun. 30th, 2009 @ 04:43 pm GOD WHY DONT I LINK EVERYONES LIVEJOURNALS [info]sleepynobowling [info]unomoralez
DAPHNY VOTE FOR ME
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LOOK I MAKE A CAMEO IN A REAL PRINT COMIC NOT JUST SOME SHIT ONLINE [info]harveyjames FAGART



CAN YOU SEE ME
IM TINY
[info]royalboiler i get a free copy right
jk
no im not gimmie

oh yeah so i didn tget last place in the livejournal thing THANK YOU FRIENDS FOR MAKING MY GOAL A REALITY
but like all these people who post in communities dedicated to picking apart things people say in livejournal comments friended me and its like this whoooooole side of this fucking site i didnt know existed!!!!
Jun. 30th, 2009 @ 02:46 pm every time i post an entry 2 people friend me and 1 person defriends me WOWZERS
kago stalin expand
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Jun. 29th, 2009 @ 02:52 pm
daphny I CAME
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oh god i am picturing myself participating in this and the things i would say nad hte porn id jerk it to and holy fuck it would be awesome

jerking off to porn
way better than playing videogame faces

jesus the second guy totally has my ex boyfriends guilty/worried jerk off face AHHHHH its the eyes

my first real experience with video porn was i was like 7 and my mom worked swing shift so i would be home alone becuase i ran all the babysitters off WITH MY SASSY BRAT MOUTH
god i was such an asshole
anyway i took care of myself just fine
so iw anted to watch some fucking disney right
i was like okay and i stacked up my pillow and chair ladder so i could reach up on the entertainment center wher emy movies were
and iw as like what the hell why is cinderella not in the case
what the hell this doesnt really look familar
whatever im gonna watch cinderella
so i pop it in and of course its not rewound so when it starts playing it is this HAIRY MUSTACHIO'ED SLEEZEBALL and im like this cant be the prince he looks like a janitor
but i guess he was the evil stepfather?
adn cinderella was jerking off in a corner while the two stepsisters totally went at it with the gardener
and i COULDNT STOP WATCHING
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT FELT GOOD
WHY IDD IT FEEL GOOD I DIDNT HIT PUBERTY I DONT KNOW HOW GENITALS WORK but i was transfixed on this fucking foriegn body part of his it looked like salami but it was not being EATEN
just sucked on and put inside these girls yawnies
and when i think back like, its just so weird how something inside me KNEW that this was erotic and BAD and i shouldnt be watching it but oh i was
i stoppped after a while becuase i started feeling really uncomfortable
when my mom got home from work thatevening i BEGGED her to watch cinderella with me and wehn i put it on she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT and DESTROYED the tape with a hammer and grounded my brother

what was your first experience with porn
Jun. 28th, 2009 @ 12:35 pm
river city ransom
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WHEN THIS COMES OUT IT WILL BE DVD OF THE YEAR



[info]llivejournal makes the best vomit movies
hands down
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
BUT YOU WILL
Jun. 27th, 2009 @ 03:44 pm
daphny MAKE A FACE LIKE YOU STANK SOME P
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GOD I CANT FUCKING GET OVER HOW PERFECT MY BACKGROUND ON MY LIVEJOURNAL IS NOW
IT MOVES

OH YEAH
i got more messages from that okcupid dude

6/25/2009 2pm
hy its mike why cant you just come to my house it will be a lot easier i have said this many times im not going to meet you any other way like i mention before if you want the money bad you will do ittaht way i gave you my address and phone number before so you know where to go so get back to me soon please i want to get hiv and die so get back to me soon and have a nice day mike

whats your address again

6/25/2009 11:36pm
hy its mike agian my address is 2946 moorpark ave san jose ca 95128 i live off of moorpark and winchester when you get to to winchester make a right at the valero gas statsion and go straight into you get to this brick wall called moorpark village and my house address is 2946 moorpark ave so whos going to bring you or do you drive i just want to get fucked and get hiv and get sick and die and get it over with im tired of my life i can take it no more so tell me when you can come and get back to me soon and have a nice day mike

i hope FIV is good enough for you i ran out of HIV and thats all i have access to right now


im planning on SCOPING OUT 'HIS HOUSE' and leaving a ~love letter~