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Dec. 7th, 2009 @ 09:33 am SURPRISE IM NAKED
mighty jill off ballgag wink
TODAYS SURPRISE IS THAT IM DOING SOMETHING THAT ISNT SURPRISING AT ALL OH SHITTT YOU GOT PUNK'D

Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 03:06 am SURPRISE WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER (thanks to tollmaster)
muzzle
LOOK AT MY BAD TASTE: Jesu - Wolves | Powered by Last.fm
A PORN GAME WITH GAMEPLAY? WHO CARES LETS SEE THE PORN



SURPRISE IM NOT SHOWING YOU PORN



SAYS WHO



IT IS GOOD TO BE GOAL-ORIENTED



NOW THATS THE KIND OF PORN IM TALKING ABOUT
Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 12:01 am SURPRISES FROM SPACE XXX58945: BURGER ART
kago burger butt
LOOK AT MY EMO BULLSHIT: hungry
squishtophers SISTER had the WONDERFUL IDEA to celebrate burger king selling dollar double cheeeseburgers by having a BURGER ART SHOW instead of some dumb snowman solstice gingerbread chimney climbing five golden ring art show
burger king loses money every time you buy a burger! buy all the burgers! its like an xbox except ONLY A DOLLAR IT WONT MAKE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND BURGER KING IS GROSS BUT BOY YOU CAN FEEL LIKE A REAL REBEL BRING ALL YOUR BLACK BLOCK FRIENDS TO BURGER KING BLACK BLOCK BURGERS OH YEAH MAN
anyway so yeah
burgers
burgers
so we went, and edmund and danielle came too!
see, here they are

ps i was getting a drink and i found an airhorn I THOUGHT SODA CAME OUT OF IT I DONT KNOW WHY I WAS THINKING THIS BUT I WAS LIKE WOW A LOUD SODA BOTTLE THIS IS GONA BE SO COOL boy id dint know how loud airhorns are


but i have a magical cursed GOOSEBUMPS CAMERA that makes people old so afterwards they looked like this


sorry guys

BUT YEAH BURGERS SO MANY BURGERS



ART ART ART )
Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 07:39 am SUPRISE NIGHTS AS WELL AS DAYS
bydo
LOOK AT MY BAD TASTE: Hella - Famnail | Powered by Last.fm
surprise! today i looked at neopets and made everything i possibly could as pretty and easy on the eyes as possible!

SURPRISE EDIT I TINK IT LOOKS BEST WITH MY LIVEJOURANL COLORS IN THERE AS WELL



SURPRISE I CANT CLICK LINKS SO I HAD TO CHANGE MY AIM WINDOW TO SOMETHING ELSE

Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 03:15 am SURPRISE WEEK DAY 59: THE MYSTERY OF NUTRITION
freddy hottest
SINCE I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO EMBED FRUIT MYSTERY DIRECTLY INTO MY LIVEJOURNAL I WILL INSTEAD FILL THE VOID IWTH MY NOW FAVORITE YOUTUBE POOP



tonight i went to eat BURGERS at a place that said yes we're open even though these very heavy closed curtains right behind the door that you have to walk all the way around the back of the building to get to say otherwise
and I WAS ENJOYING THE AMBIENCE
OF A SPORTS NEWS TELEVISION NEXT TO LOOPED VIDEOS OF DUDE SURFING
oh i get it a surf themed burger joint you dont see mayn SURF THEMED RESTURAUNTS HERE AT ALL
here
inc alifornia
no im not even sure what a fucking beach looks like i hear there are frisbees and volleyballs but i mean i can just go to my local elementary school for that right

AND WHILE ENJOYING the tiki atmosphere and listening to danielle tell stories about how she thought she was going down on a woman with a rusty cold vagina when she was infact licking a tailpipe BANJOS AND VIOLINS BANJOS AND VIOLINS I CANT HEAR DANIELLES STORY ABOUT HOW SHE MADE OUT WITH A CAT TONGUE WAS IT A CAT WAS IT A TAILPIPE ILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE THERE WAS A HOEDOWN BEHIND US
so i ate my surf burger while chickendancing with squishtopher becuase thats the only country song i know and pretending to listen to danielles robot catgirl lesbian fantasies

TOMORROWS SURPRISE WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACH RUMBLE

this i sall filler because i CVOULDNT FUCKING POST FRUIT MYSTERY
http://home.wildit.net.au/hellohelloben/mystery.html
it is old but it is CLASSIC EDUTAINMENT
Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 02:14 pm SURPRISE WEEK DAY 1.55
phoenix wright i really like this game
THE FIRST STAGE OF THE NEW EDGEWORTH PHOENIX WRIGHT GAME IS ON FACEBOOK






YOU SHOULD PLAY IT
http://apps.facebook.com/miles_edgeworth/index.php
Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 12:12 pm hum a bid ip boo ba dee bopsaf (surprise week day 1.5)
throwing uppppppppp
Tags:
SUPRISE WEEK DAY 1.5: LETS TALK ABOUT WORK BA-BY LETS TALK ABOUT POOP AND PEE LETS TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD DOGS AND THE BAD DOGS THAT PLAY WITH ME
LETS TALK ABOUT WORK
LETS TALK ABOUT WORK

so yesterday SASHA THE BURNESE mountain dog was so stressed during her am potty break and i said whats wrong sasha whats the matter and she hop ran away like she was afraid of her own tail
and she WAS
HER SECOND TAIL
A SECOND MYSTERY TAIL a poop covered rope hanging from her butt and GOD DAMNIT I AM SASHA WHY CANT I GET AWAY FROM THIS NUISANCE IM RUNNING FORWARD ITS BEHIND ME WHY CANT I GET AWAY
so daphny brain decided to help sasha brain and i was trying to scare her so she would clench her ass and be rid of the rope poop
it looked like a poop kabob but instead of a skewer it was on a rope hanging from a dogs ass
so im chasing her around SLAMMING THE POOPER SCOOPERS TOGETHER screaming SASHA SASHA SASHA IM SCARY LOOK AT ME but she was too preoccupied with her poop to even notice the clanging and slamming meanwhile all the other dogs in the room are cowering in corners BECASUE I AM A METAL BEAST WITH METAL ARM EXTENSIONS THAT SHINE AND MAKE NOISES NO DOG MOUTH CAN

!!!SURPRISE ACTIVITY TIME!!!!

GUESS THE DISEASE***


and then MORE POOP FIASCOS last night apparenylu before i got to work SAVANNAH HAD SUCH BAD DIARRHEA THAT SHE EVEN SHAT IN HER DINNER BOWL AND HER BROTHER ZORROS DINNER BOWL so she was shitting all night and i was playing in it and finalyl this morning she pooped out
a fucking
mustard seed sized goddamn rock
and then SHE WAS FINE
i picked up the rock with the pooper scooper and threw it RIGHT AT HER STUPID ROCK EATING FACE but when it bounced on the floor zorro ate it so whoever works the next shift gets to have JUST AS MUCH FUN AS ME

at first i was like



but then i was a



i like chloe because shes a cartoon dog andcartoon dogs DONT HAVE POOPY BUTTHOLE PROBLEMS


nebby is an IBIZIZZAN hound which is an ancient breed from egypt dont you DARE MISTAKE HIM FOR A PHARAOH HOUND BECUASE HE IS A PHARAOH HOUND WITH SOME WHITE SPOTS I MEAN A FUCKING REGAL GODDAMN IBIZIAN HOUND

what is it with egypt and their hairless cats and ugly dogs

imean i guess you can be like


IM LIVING HEYROGLYPHICS IM REGAL AND ANGULAR AND SO FUCKING EGYPT WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY SUTEK WITH ME I ALSO KNOW HOW TO PERFORM EY---

JUST KIDDING IM ONLY AN UGLY DOG


cooper is hella cute though, his brother max is blind in one eye and you have to give him his eyedrops every tweleve hours because, according to his medicine directions that his parents wrote 'HIS RIGHT EYE COULD BLOW ANY MINUTE"

***its snow! yay! the dog is dying of frostbite!
Dec. 3rd, 2009 @ 08:57 pm WELCOME TO SURPRISE WEEK
freddy bathtub
since this week will be the 10 year anniversarry of me getting laid NO VIRGIN FOR 10 YEARS WHUT WHUT ohgod old i declare it SURPRISE WEEK

well i ahve at least three so maybe i can make up more as it goes along

SURPRISE ONE
KICK FUCKING



I think this is the right place to post this question being a very large group dedicated to consensual kinky abuse. I apologize in advance if its incorporate, if so please delete. So im wondering if anyone has any experience with vaginal kick fucking. as id rather get a lot more information before experimentation. Im primarily interested in:

The best position: My thinking is on her back, with legs up and wide would work best. Ive considered K9 though the angle of entry in relation to the arc of the kick would not be conducive to successful penetration or balance for the kicker. Where as on her back on the floor would provide almost a direct penetration provided the at the lead foot is positioned near and to the outside of the recipients butt.

What would make a good warm up: I cant help but think that some very comfortable vaginal stretching would be required, probably on the scale of full dilation fisting of all the way in and out with each motion. (witch she's close to now) Though good muscle control would be required as well so that she didn't tense up too much at the moment of impact that would lead to actually damaging the tissue where a large, very aggressive penetration is the goal.

Industrial lubricants: The most appropriate i can think of is perhaps Crisco, witch ive used in anal fisting and found quite sickerly though I dont know how hygienic it would be for vaginal use.

Finally prep. I dont think its important to shave your feet (ive kinda got the hobbit foot going) though i think well trimmed nail, with toes taped together so they dont spread and maybe break the pinkie when caught on a labia. (Can you imagine the shame of stubbing ones toe on a labia?) After taping Im considering just putting a condom on my foot, for hygienic, reasons as well as to minimize any absorption of lubricant by my own skin thus reducing the effectiveness and increasing the odds of injury.

At the end of the day we're looking to achieve, a high impact penetration of about 4 inches (1/3 a size 11) that will only result in general bruising, no tearing of tissues. She's comfortable now with aggressive fisting (after a very long warm up session) that were it not the actual shape of my hand would be considered a punch. This she can endure 12-14 times orgasming almost non stop after the 4th or 5th thrust. We use about a gallon silicone based lubricant and rubber gloves that just about does it though breaks down pretty quickly once she starts squirting, so im hesitant on advancing to the foot with it.

Thanks for any insight, safety advice or feedback you may have.

GRAB THE CRISCO
SHAVE YOUR FEET
I FEEL A JUMPSTYLE REVOLUTION COMING ON
Dec. 1st, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
bydo
LOOK AT MY BAD TASTE: the picard song over and over in one unbroken loop
goshi want to make an entry about all sorts of stuff including feelings, the picard song, riker's dramatic look, ketchup spaghetti, dramabombs, double dommeing, camwhoring, the flu, resentment, butterflies, tom robbins, work and THINGS THAT DONT MATTER AT ALL but i have all this work to do!

maybe later
maybe in the comments if you ask me

OH
BUT
I HAD AN ENDURANCE CONTEST WITH [info]salyu and we had STAKES but it ended in a DRAW
oh the contest was who could take getting beaten more
we both cant sit
we are both winners, but thinking back when she said we should call it a draw i should have said no lets keep going unless you're giving up becuase fuck i wanted to go longer
it is reminiscent of the EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN BULBASAUR AND MEGANIUM (fig 1: www.youtube.com/watch)
Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 08:27 pm
bydo



LOOK I HUNG OUT WITH CYCLE
PROOF
Nov. 24th, 2009 @ 01:46 am get raped in style
bydo
























Nov. 22nd, 2009 @ 10:36 pm KLIK OF THE CENTURY
bydo
amon visited for a week from michigan and cycle visted for two from australia and dess moved here from new york and christopher was born in boston and lauren is half japanese and my mom was born in ireland and on saturday we all sat in the same room and each made a game for klik of the month togehter here is my gae and a game about my butt



i made a game about cats


i should have madea game about bitchcraft

oh well GRAB YOUR CATS AND HAVE THEM PLAY ALONG INTERACTIVITY PARTY GAME LIFESTYLE GAME


[info]madamluna made a game basedon a true story and the story goes like this
dess was hitting me with a wooden spoon and it broke upon my ass, now you can re-enact the fun


click the fucking ass but dont break your mouse okay
Nov. 15th, 2009 @ 10:57 am
MIGHTY JILL OFF
LOOK AT MY BAD TASTE: Stan Freberg - Wunerful Wunerful | Powered by Last.fm
CAN YOU SPOT ME
OR ONE OF FOUR VIDEOGAME ANALOGS OF ME

PLAY AS ME IN CHICANERY EDGEPLAY

YET ANOTHER GAME WITH ME BECUASE I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME


http://www.dessgeega.com/ChicaneryEdgeplay.zip

TIME TO MAKE A FUCKING PORTFOLIO
Nov. 14th, 2009 @ 11:00 pm
bydo
MY GOOD FRIEND SPINACH DRAMATICALLY READING A PASSAGE FROM THE CLASSIC, TNT BY DOUG MASTERS





oh god i have to do so many of these
Nov. 13th, 2009 @ 06:52 pm space giraffe level 64
BARON VON BLUBBA














thanks to [info]rezcycle (aka captain handsome)