Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
FUCKING SCARY SPLATTERHOUSE 3
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* Ey, Ey, Ey Mister. My teeny pipe hole!
* Oh Yeah, smoke that cigarette!
* All the boys are gonna beat off to this!
* Did you call me a retiree, you fucking bimbo?
* My cock is small, but it is always hard.
* I'm gonna go to jail if I have to, but I make movies because I must.
* That's really fucking cute.
* You look like you're just about twelve years old.
* Quit whining, i'm trying to piss in your mouth.
* Choke on my fuck-stick.
* Look right at the camera. Say, "Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy!"
* It's gonna hurt a little bit. But that's okay--it makes my cock feel good.
* From your ass, to your mouth.
* I want you to start counting down, from 18.
* I may be ruthless, but you're worthless.
* This is how models get skinny.
* It's ok to cough.
* This will make you popular with the boys.
* Blow some bubbles for me.
* You're really smart!
* Make a mess, you whore.
* Say, "Mister, can I please lick your asshole?"
* Yeah, that's special.
* No fuckin' pubic hair!
* Barbies in fun bikinis!
* The object of a beauty contest is to make the guys' cocks hard.
* Cute shorts, where'd you get 'em?
* You're sexy... and that's why I thought you'd make a good model.
* And what class would that be? Skipping school class?
* You won't get in trouble. Not if you don't tell anyone.
* Do you have any little sisters?
* Yeah...good girl! Ummm hmmm!
* Right down your throat! Right down your fucking throat!
* Lick my ass! Stick your tongue right in my asshole, you slut!
* Tiny little teenie.
* Looks like sex to me!
* It's just water!
* You're really cute. Can I be your uncle for the day?
* And piss right down your throat!
* I can't wait to meet your little sister!
* Do you love daddy?
* Yeah, real fuckin' good.
* You're making me work too hard. I don't wanna work; I just wanna fuck a little teenie!
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From:rinku
Date: October 31st, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
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According to his wikipedia entry he was sentenced to like 40+ months in jail for no reason.
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From:daphaknee
Date: October 31st, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
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yeah a court in FLORIDA watched eight hours of his porno and decided it was profane and illegal
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From:dracko
Date: October 31st, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
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He should turn it into an opportunity.

Imagine reality prison porn!
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From:clef
Date: October 31st, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)

How romantic!

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Poor Max!
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From:murdermystery
Date: October 31st, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
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Quit whining, I'm trying to piss in your mouth.
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From:caenum
Date: October 31st, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
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* Blow some bubbles for me.

I think i've seen this one.
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From:daphaknee
Date: October 31st, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
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im prett sure ive seen the DID YOU CALL ME A RETIREE one
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From:rhystuck
Date: October 31st, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
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Obviously an American hero.
From:guantanamobabe
Date: October 31st, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
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You missed
"But... I poop out of there!"
"Not right now you don't!"
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From:winzig
Date: November 1st, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
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I wish Max had his own Saturday morning cartoon!