you&#39;re not wet until you BLEED

From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	April 14th, 2009 12:42 am (UTC)

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It's like a better Wizard of Oz, it goes from black 'n' white horrible things to A FANTASTIC COLOR EXTRAVAGANZA

From:	hentaikid
Date:	April 14th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC)

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fuck.

the cop ever get any kind of retribution over this?

because I'm guessing that part wasn't fictional.

that was pretty raw.

Thank god for Stalin! Stalin fixes everything.

From:	daphaknee
Date:	April 14th, 2009 12:50 am (UTC)

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if only stalin came in and rescued me for real

the cop got away with it, but stalin will torture him in hell

From:	atomic645
Date:	April 14th, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)

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I think when you're in a situation like that, you're supposed to poop.

From:	clef
Date:	April 14th, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)

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So good! You and Harvey are an awesome team. Also, I am now obsessed with the "ACT A FOOL" knuckle tattoos. That woman is a genius!

From:	harveyjames
Date:	April 14th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)

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Hahaha, that's my favorite bit, even though it didn't turn out exactly how I wanted

I took that detail from a later Daphny jail story and turned it into a bit. I just love how there's so many questions unanswered

- why the head-slapping
- why 'ACTA'
- why 'FOOL'

That they're all sitting in silence watching a broken TV is another disturbing detail

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From:	bonsothoth
Date:	April 14th, 2009 02:49 am (UTC)

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I was always curious to hear more about your jailstory, but I forgot when it was open question day.

From:	murdermystery
Date:	April 14th, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)

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i am enjoying how many people are SPECULATING as to WHY IT ENDS LIKE THAT
when it seems to me the only reason it ends like that ASIDE FROM BEING THE COMPLETELY AWESOME WAY TO END was that you just NEVER BOTHERED TO FINISH TELLING THE STORY HERE which is actually just as awesome of a reason

From:	harveyjames
Date:	April 14th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)

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What! Where are these specualating people, I want to see them

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From:	secretions
Date:	April 14th, 2009 03:57 am (UTC)

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That was the best comic i ever read
And I have read quite a few lemme tell ya

From:	daphaknee
Date:	April 14th, 2009 05:15 am (UTC)

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WOO YES AWESOME

From:	petre
Date:	April 14th, 2009 04:51 am (UTC)

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jesus.
the story is really fucked up. i hated reading the entry the first time, this was slightly easier.

still makes me upset.

From:	daphaknee
Date:	April 14th, 2009 05:15 am (UTC)

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yeah

From:	railoc
Date:	April 14th, 2009 07:17 am (UTC)

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Jeeze, today I read Maus and watched Apocalypse Now and Trainspotting for a term paper, and then I read this (again)... Quite a day for depressing stuff.

I think I have too much of a morbid curiosity of depressing stories though, probably because my own life has been kinda sheltered. I loved those "Child Called It" books although I'm pretty sure they're BS now.

From:	rainecloud
Date:	April 14th, 2009 08:31 am (UTC)

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I read the whole thing. The Stalin part made me laugh after I felt like crying. -.-

From:	caspianroach
Date:	April 14th, 2009 08:40 am (UTC)

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Это жутко охуетительный комикс, я просто писаю кипятком от охуения.

This is fuck awesome comic, i'm peeing boiled water from happiness.

From:	harveyjames
Date:	April 14th, 2009 11:05 am (UTC)

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Me too!

From:	badmspaint
Date:	April 14th, 2009 12:06 pm (UTC)

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I got fucked in prison and all I got was this shirt I had to make from the used maxi-pads I found on the floor of the shower block.

From:	anktastic
Date:	April 14th, 2009 01:32 pm (UTC)

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How does stalin keep his erection at all times? Russian viagra?

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From:	anktastic
Date:	April 14th, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)

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Happy face on cat: check.
Happy face on bunny: check.
Happy face on game boy: check... wait, what?

From:	daphaknee
Date:	April 15th, 2009 10:34 am (UTC)

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ITS A HAPPY GAME BOY WHAT

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From:	benchilada
Date:	April 14th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)

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JESUS FUCK.

WHY DON'T NOBODY UNDERSTAND TOURETTE'S?

THERE ARE ONLY LIKE FORTY THOUSAND HALF-ASS SHOWS ON IT EVERY YEAR.

Also, I'm sorry for what happened.

From:	monaghandaragh
Date:	April 14th, 2009 07:03 pm (UTC)

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♥

holy shit.

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From:	saraahphim
Date:	April 14th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC)

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I had only read the text version of the "Happy Birthday, Daphny, Now got to Prison" story. I don't think I said I was sorry for what happened to you, but I figured you knew. So, now I'm just being obvious.

Anyway, this story is pretty awesome in the vein of horrifically traumatizing indie comics. You should put out a book, the two of you :D

From:	daphaknee
Date:	April 15th, 2009 06:28 pm (UTC)

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you did say you were sorry someone just replied to that entry and you posted that you were so sorry

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From:	timid_gothica
Date:	April 15th, 2009 11:29 am (UTC)

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that was sooo amazing! you've been giving out snippits, but I had no idea there was a full length comic.

From:	daphaknee
Date:	April 15th, 2009 06:28 pm (UTC)

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yeah i didnt want to talk about it too much before it came out

From:	pygopagus
Date:	April 17th, 2009 08:17 am (UTC)

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AMAZING.

From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	April 18th, 2009 12:53 am (UTC)

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Amazing. That's the best comic I've read for quite some time. Thank you.

From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	April 21st, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)

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Beautiful. Thank you so much for sharing that.

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From:	haenschenklein
Date:	April 21st, 2009 07:21 pm (UTC)

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Great comic. The first part was an addicting pain and you can't go wrong with dragons, unicorns, Stalin and Harry Potter.

From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	May 1st, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)

COMRADE

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FOR THE MOTHERLAND

aim: DanteNightfall

From:	everythingtoday
Date:	June 8th, 2009 08:59 am (UTC)

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This was so freaking epic. I had several eyegasms while reading this.

From:	daphaknee
Date:	June 8th, 2009 07:32 pm (UTC)

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awesome

From:	pingback_bot
Date:	June 18th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)

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User

rinku referenced to your post from saying: [...] don't know her, read this comic, based on a true story from her life (warning: not safe for work): http://daphaknee.livejournal.com/757778.html i think anyone who reads that comic can't help but want to see her rule lj [...]

From:	_jamanda_
Date:	June 18th, 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)

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Hi. I'm just a random person who came across this post. You're probably not interested in this type of comment, but I hope that jackass gets his cock bitten off by the next girl he rapes.

Otherwise, this was a very entertaining comic!