you're not wet until you BLEED

SO CLEARLY NEITHER YOU OR DESS SMOKE YOU UGLY DYKES AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

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KEEP THOSE ZINGERS COMING!!!!!!!! WOOOO! i just slapped my knee SO FUCKING HARD THAT MY FOOT FLEW UP MY ASS

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you know i love you daphne

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i love you too mystery man

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I'D LOVE TO LISTEN TO YOU AS YOU'RE SCREAMING IN YOUR SLEEP

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that meter is off, change the second line to "ID LOVE TO HEAR YOU AS YOURE SCREAMING IN YOUR SLEEP" it flows better that way

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actually the original's much stronger

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shut up IM BEING A DICK i still dont even know what a meter is

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i don't think meter matters much in those examples, but i prefer 'listen to' to 'hear' since listening is active and hearing is passive

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I
WAS
BEING
A
DICK

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YESS

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I've been told that i freebase like a lady. I've decided that it was a compliment...so SHUT UP.

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do you stick your pinky out and shit or do you hold the foil between your vaginal lips

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I...NO.

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what do you know

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you see what i did there i calle dyou a stupid internet goon internet speaking goony goon

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The chick on the right is smocking hot.

I made a funny.

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but shes not wearing a smock

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I like how it is Amy Winehouse showing how not to do it! LOL
Also, is the turn on of women smoking during sex affected by the right and wrong way? *L

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i think it depends on what orifice they smoke from

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Bravo!!!!
*standing ovation*

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You should just make your own of the updated ones! I don't which one you'd be?

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like take photos of the poses in te pictures?

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yeah, a sort of goofus and gallant thing, with crack or vomiting. You need a proper, or trashy friend to be the opposite of whatever you're doing.

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well for vomit, ave you seen this: http://daphaknee.livejournal.com/412900.html

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thanks for posting this, i had noticed that men and women hold their cigarettes differently and i went looking for gender differences in smoking culture and HOLY SHIT THERE'S A LOT OF HISTORY THERE.

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inspired 2 smoke now

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