@davidscottjaffe and @jimsterling FAN FICTION OH BOY

Feb. 2nd, 2011 @ 03:40 am @davidscottjaffe and @jimsterling FAN FICTION OH BOY

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i tweeted this

and got this

edit: david jaffe is cool he just laughed and moved on, he still puts his dick in computer parts though
i mean which is also kind of neat
respect up david jaffe

LETS HAVE SOME QUOTES
david jaffe likes to fuck his computers (with his penis)

jim sterling thinks that a PUSSY MOUND IS A 'TRANNY CROTCH'

oh shit never seen a hoo before

From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 12:01 pm (UTC)

You

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Your a fucking psycho dude, you really need some help.

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 12:04 pm (UTC)

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omg yes this took soooo long to do please call your hospital immediately

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:40 pm (UTC)

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I agree. WTF is your problem and who is your therapist? Clearly you're in need o mental help.

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:42 pm (UTC)

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CLEARLY

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From:	linzb0t
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 12:12 pm (UTC)

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Haha wat.

But seriously, I fucking hate Jaffe.

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 12:15 pm (UTC)

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HAHAH HES CALLING ME A HOMOPHOBE so good

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 12:13 pm (UTC)

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women don't have pubic bones STERLING FACT

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 12:16 pm (UTC)

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HAHAHA

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From:	konami
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 02:26 pm (UTC)

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I don't know what to say about this except god of war is a shitty game anyway.

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From:	ishitpinecones
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 02:30 pm (UTC)

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have the fat guy fuck the skinny guy and yell "BUTTER SLAM" every time he thrusts

BUTTER SLAM
BUTTER SLAM
BUTTER SLAM

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From:	vodkabeforenoon
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:07 pm (UTC)

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:19 pm (UTC)

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There are mounds and then there's bulges. That Kitana model has a bulge in her thong. Could be cock. Could be a protective cup. Maybe its her pad. But whatever she's got in there, Zangief is wearing one too.

Anyways, Sterling seems to just be commenting on a poorly constructed 3d model. He makes no commentary on transgendered people, except to say he "loves" transgendered women (looking at them, probably, which is no crime). He never even uses the offensive term "tranny" (http://www.destructoid.com/why-penis-why-mk-vs-dc-s-kitana-looks-lumpy-98300.phtml), as you do. Am I missing something? Y so mad?

Jaffe's comment is pretty gross tho...

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:26 pm (UTC)

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im always at a high point of excitement, i dont understand the trend of cutting people down because their opinions are strong

OH SHIT YOU CARE THAT MEANS YOURE A HERETIC that mentality is kind of ridiculous

this was a pretty throw away post making fun of a couple of idiots who happily remain ignorant but ig uess they have a following of equally retarded people

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:27 pm (UTC)

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and wow zangief and the girl are not the same have you relaly really relaly never seen a vagina before? watch more porn BEFORE they take the clothes off

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:54 pm (UTC)

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Oh, I get it. He defended Jaffe so he's on your shit list too now. So now their both idiots. Its not even really about the bulge/mound.

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 04:08 pm (UTC)

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people over analyzing genitals is icing on the cake, sterling wants to be edgy but fucks it up in ignorance

i dont know what you mean by 'defending jaffe' maybe you should distance yourself from these fools and be your own role model

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 08:37 pm (UTC)

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JimSterling‎ @EpicKxDtoid I got in trouble with faux-feminists for defending Jaffe's simile. I am now making a worse simile just to be a cunt. :-)
Twitter - 5 hours ago - Full conversation

Defending - Sterling's words not mine. Thanks for being a jerk, though.

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 08:59 pm (UTC)

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no its definitely because theyre jerks in general
they have a lot more going against them than the links i pasted haha

i just wanted to give the people who read this information because most people dont know who jim sterling and david jaffe are

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 04:13 pm (UTC)

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If Jafffe would have just said "Getting new hardware is like cheating on your girlfriend..." or "Getting new hardware is like a new romance" the simile would be intact and he would have been fine. But he had to be macho and use 'pussy'.

Not worth the hassle.

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From:	hugweed
Date:	February 4th, 2011 03:18 am (UTC)

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what the fuck are you talking about

sterling doesn't say he "loves transgender women"

he says he loves "women with ... shall we say ... 'groinal gifts'". that's disgusting fetishization right the fuckslkgjsldkgj wowww.

also: "We already have to deal with a far more mannish Chun Li in Street Fighter IV, but if Kitana having a c*nt you can rest your beer on is any indication, one can only expect to see further instances of gynecockogy in the future. Who will be the next victim of penile panty lining? I shudder to think."

you guys she's so butch i don't know what to do WILL I EVEN GET TO CHANGE MY OWN TIRES ANYMORE OH GOD SHE'S JUST SO FUCKING MANLY nope

so he gets off to ladies with ~groinal gifts~ but he SHUDDERS IN HIS JIZZ-SOAKED UNDERWEAR that some character he loves might NOT LOOK LIKE SHE'S HAD A LABIAPLASTY SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A NICE PORN VAGINA AND HER LABIA MIGHT MAKE A BULGE? OR, YOU KNOW, SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN WHO IS NON OR PRE OPERATIVE AND HER GENITALS MAKE A BULGE IN THESE FUCKING OUTFITS?

if i wore that shit you better believe i'd have a fucking bulge, i have labia and a big fat pussy mound WOO

okay anyway

fuck this guy, he's an asshole

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 4th, 2011 03:19 am (UTC)

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LINKING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HAHAHAHAHHA

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From:	evilgoatbob
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 03:58 pm (UTC)

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Where is Cliffy B?

Can John Romero show up and MAKE THEM HIS BITCH?

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From:	evilgoatbob
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 07:34 pm (UTC)

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http://gamejournos.com/post/3071508109/jim-sterling-of-but-presumably-not-representing

Did you know you are a feminist that makes homophobic statements?

The guy who does Gamers Are Embarrassing posted about this too, but his blog is shit covered in shit.

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From:	letum_liber
Date:	February 4th, 2011 05:53 am (UTC)

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http://www.tubechop.com/watch/128371

=/

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From:	halfassured
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 09:07 pm (UTC)

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I'm loving the legion of anonymous defenders. Would it be sadder, if they were doing it themselves, or if they were marshalling their fans?

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 09:29 pm (UTC)

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dude teh sterling guy is still whining about it on twitter and like people are posting about it like its something that isnt obvious

BIG DUMB GAMES JOURNALIST IS AN ASSHOLE GAMES JOURNALISM IS EMBARASSING NOTHING EVER CHANGES

everyone should just get fired and have ma'am take their place

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 2nd, 2011 09:30 pm (UTC)

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oh half of the anonymous comments were me i just cant log in on my phone when im tired screens too small

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	February 3rd, 2011 02:44 pm (UTC)

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You are truly demented, and behave like a child, why don't you fuck off, crazy bitch?

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 3rd, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)

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wait what do you mean fuck off? im not the one thats STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS

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From:	hugweed
Date:	February 4th, 2011 03:18 am (UTC)

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THESE TROLLS AREN'T EVEN INTERESTING

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From:	dartimus
Date:	February 3rd, 2011 07:14 am (UTC)

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This is good.

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From:	hugweed
Date:	February 4th, 2011 03:19 am (UTC)

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more like

BURNalism

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From:	teacoma
Date:	February 4th, 2011 01:22 am (UTC)

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Hey Daph! I apologize for the intrusion but I think I found your brother! Look! -

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HSDi919H3uA/TT0EnG01aFI/AAAAAAAAAL8/qAf5-119eOU/s1600/Posterfinalflattend.jpg

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 4th, 2011 01:52 am (UTC)

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those are girls

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From:	teacoma
Date:	February 4th, 2011 01:56 am (UTC)

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sister then!

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 4th, 2011 01:58 am (UTC)

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i wish my sister was that cool :(

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From:	teacoma
Date:	February 4th, 2011 02:01 am (UTC)

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i wish my (little) sister was cool as you!!!

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From:	sleepybat
Date:	February 4th, 2011 09:37 am (UTC)

games journalism

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Mostly blogs and wankfests. When the fuck is gonzo games journalism going to happen? No pretentious assholes want to drop acid and go to e3?

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From:	daphaknee
Date:	February 4th, 2011 09:44 am (UTC)

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ive vbeen doing gonzo games journalism for years

i put all the indie developers i coiuld find in diapers

you just dont pay attnetion to the right people

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From:	sleepybat
Date:	February 4th, 2011 10:11 am (UTC)

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You're absolutely right.

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