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| User: | daphaknee (384450)  you're not wet until you BLEED
hey ladies my cock has chainsaws on it huh huh |
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| Name: | WE'RE IN A TIGHT SPOT | |||||
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| Website: | HAHAHAHA | |||||
| Location: | COMPUTER COMPUTER, California, United States | |||||
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i shouldnt be let out of the house QUOTE TIME "Go think up the most insane you possibly can you maybe you can get 30 seconds of attention because you feel like you're so ignored you have to do crazy shit otherwise no one will even remember your name." - ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mixt_emotionz"in other centuries (even other decades) they would have poked your aggressive frontal lobe into isolation by now, or maybe even given you a hysterectomy to save the future of the race." - mistermerlin"she's crazy and cool, but mostly crazy and I can't always tell if its banter or abuse and I don't think she cares if there's a difference." - vicariance"you retarded, crab-ridden jackass.....I don't know why I am trying to explain this to a condescending, oversexed teenybopper." - skratte"the crazy girl who had an epicac party, makes noise music, and terrorized japan more than godzilla did." - caenum "I want you to know that if I've ever been completely frightened thus far by anyone on this planet, the credit is yours for being that psychopath." -poopinthecup!!! "every time i feel like crying, i know you've made a new post" -tokyobonanza "and then another girl in my class was like "you know an original capslocker?? CAN YOU GET ME IN GOOD WITH THEM???"" - animesailor"DAPHAKNEEEEE, YOU'RE LIKE THIS CAT: CRAZY AND WTFFF. NEVER STOP POSTING PICS OF FURRIES AND FURCON" - crypticac"... DAPHNY NEEDS A WIKI ENTRY BUT THEY KEEP DELETING THE ONES PEOPLE POST" - titanium_thong"To tell her to stop falling down is like telling a fish to stop swimming, like telling a klingon to stop drinking, like telling the moon to stop shining. So stop telling her how to live her life. Falling down is who she is, and what's great about her is she can keep getting up." - katsuichisan"I imagine any man that meets you in real life immediately turns soprano from the smell." -ging  "a recording of 3 people alternatingly screaming, vomiting, and babbling gibberish and made into a song is the only way that I could have a surefire way of being reminded of you" - bleak_"and what really makes it hot is that she's doing it for you and with you. that she knows you understand her needs and desires and limits. there's an incredibly deep level of trust to bringing someone to her limits and pushing them farther. it is the deepest kind of intimacy i know." - akkanvader"DAPHNY YOU JUST RUINED BY FUCKING FRIENDS PAGE YOU FUCKING CUNT. THREE PEOPLE JUST RAN TO MY DESK TO ASK WHY I WAS GAGGING. I HATE YOU." - denayDaphny? You think you're so fucking important. You think I'm just gonna sit here and miss work and VALENTINE'S DAY just to come up with something fitting to say about you. God, you're pompous. How presumptuous of you, you robotripping, mensie painting sexual devient. God I hate you. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. - dethcokediscord"Daphers has the biggest cock of anyone I know. When my cock was a baby and it went to cock school, it would have to go to the lunch room and watch movies about staying away from cocks like daph's cock because it would GO RIGHT INTO YOUR URETHRA AND RAPE YOUR STOMACH" - secondpillow"Talking to daph is the equivalent of exploring the geography of the seduction zone between neurosis and psychosis." -cycle  CHRIST. SERIOUSLY.
 i love ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} capslock_friday and mod capslock_vg, a place to yell about video gamesOH CRAP i mod caps_faggotry and capslock_vd BECAUSE IM TOO CAPS FOR CAPSLOCK FRIDAY Copyright (c) 2007 DAPHNY DRUCILLA DELIGHT DAVID Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this livejournal under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts. A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU Free Documentation License". | |||||
| Memories: | 48 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | over 10 public | |||||
| Interests: | 150: CAPSLOCK, 8 bit, ===d ***lol****, adunai, anal fisting, anti-anti, arrogant obscure fag music, azumanga diaoh, bdsm, blechtum from blechdom, bukake, bukowski, bunnies, cerebus, child-like innocence, cleaning under my nails, cluttervania, crazy fucking carnies, ctrl7, cutting out tedium, dada, deerhoof, dessgeega, devotion, dj/rupture, dogs always bite me, downbeat baritone sax outros, eating lollipop sticks, elephants, everything is free, evolution, farinelli el castrato, fellatio, final fantasy vii sucks, foons not sporks, freddy krueger, freestyle sitting, fucking to merzbow, gay not homo queer, geeks, getting the grabbies, girl talk, hadoken, hallucinations, hella, hella nutella, homeless people, horrendous whitetrash outfits, hte, i.b.o.p.a., ignoring copyright laws, inane japanese cutesy characters, innocence, japscat, johnny cash, josef stalin, kid 606, kink, kiss the fucking pan!!, knocking my brother down, lamp leaking dead flies, laughing at serious matters, le shok, legend of zelda, licking dessgeega's boots, lookinglikemenifindattractive, making fun of philosophy, making out, making people turn around, making peoples ears bleed, max hardcore, merzbow, metroid, michael winners drinks jizzom, monsters in my dreams, murdersauce, muslimgauze, my explosive hoohoo, my life isajoke, negativland, ngsam, nihilism, ninja scroll, noise, not caring about grammar, not showering ever, omgg, ooioo, original nintendo cartridges, pain, paper mache, penis, phoenix wright, pictures shaved into heads, pissing on dogs, popping zits, press the action button, pro-death fuck choice, rebellion, robo enema yzyzyyzzz, robots, rollerderby, rotten durian, sad sad sad accordions, sam and max, santa claus, science, seven wonders of-my-dick, shake dem dreads, shintaro kago, slacks, space ghost, space ghost has acccccccccne, spaceships, sparkles, spitting at llamas, staying up late, street fighter 2 turbo, sucking peoples eyeballs out, suehiro mauro, super dodgeball, super metroid, super nintendo, surgeology, symbols make you@*lookeccentric*$*$$, synthesized hand-claps, takahashi murakami, talent, tape not glue, teh, the boredoms, the evolution control committee, the forest, the fucking champs, the ykk zipper conspiracy, throwing parties, truth, unicelluar organisms, upbeat horn intros, vandalism, vice magazine, video games, violence, william kotzwinkle, wire, youth, yukio mishima, ~*!~urmyspaceispurrrrtyyy~*(&3&*!6, ∞, | |||||
| Schools: | Blessed Sacrament School - Hollywood, CA Crescent Collegiate - South Dildo, NL, Canada Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital - Princeton, NJ School of the Future - New York, NY Cathedral School for Boys - San Francisco, CA (1989 - 1994) | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 216: 13thofnever, 90564, 90648, _it_kills, _ponytails, aarseth, acolyte13, akkanvader, alephomega, alex_all_alone, animesailor, apm, aseverednerve, ass_balls, atavist, aznsky, b_and_b, badmspaint, baileyflower, beanochavez, belthegor, benchilada, bitterchris, bitteroldman, bleak_, bonsothoth, booboobunnygirl, boojiboy7, br0kn_smile, broguepanda, bubonicapple, buggernaut, caenum, cefka, cervantes02, cheesus_crust, chocorich, christophersnow, clef, cockblockoclock, coonz, cradboxsteady, cram, cryoh, cryptictac, danknee, darkcactus, darkforest, decosta, denay, dethcokediscord, dharmacrat, digital_artboy, dinokale, doppelganger_ds, dracko, dramazim, draxamus, dreamsailboat, drsimian, drtenge, drunkensamurai1, dulce_deluge, ecliptic, elementseven, elloliam, eloquent_slut, evilgoatbob, eyeballmassage, ferio9x, flaming_kitty, flipfluzar, fortninety, fuckin_nice_guy, gemjewel6, goesto11, goheh_remix, gothique, gunboatdave, handsoffsnakey, harveyjames, hotshkin, howgooditcanget, huminaboz, i_am_metal, i_heart_cameron, i_p_daily, iampiccolo, ihave_themoon, imperialviolet, in_effigie, infernarl, isfet0, ishitpinecones, itsjustlogan, ivyquinnkid, jaderose, jalirious, jamievw, jazzybleuberry, jbernoski, jillheartsyou, joshuavorbis, joxman, karlaanne, katsuichisan, keltastrophe, kko_, knifeninja, kowangko, kuniopt, lady_fuckin_bea, laggod, laurenfluty, lecheporfavor, lejes9x, lifeofloki, llivejournal, lol_comics, lord_vin, lucidtv, lynxcat, mattichiban, me_langel, mehakoi, mistermerlin, mon_oubliette, moralredemption, moricat, mousepadfucker, mqduck, mr_mechanical, mrapol, mrfantastico, mushmouf, nancy_drew, ninjaguydan, ooeeoo, oolong, orgenegro, outdoorsgirl, paws_are_hands, pinethisknob, pointofblue, preet, princessprince, professor_specs, purklepears, pygopagus, rackstraw, ... | |||||
| Also Friend of: | 50: 4color, alex_kaeda, atomic_sneeze, bamfs, bernie_laraemie, beyourpet, bizzlefout, blate, capslock_zeke, cherry_pancake, crimson_gone, dagreatjl, ebreyman, evilgrins, eyes_and_bangs, firewednesday, fixx, genom4, green_donuts, hobbitandahalf, homocidal_mop, hotforeignsheep, house_anon_love, iamdownsyndrome, jacen, kaptainsarcasm, kasaiface, kclinquist, kirkjerk, korenshadmi, ladymalchav, lolipanda, maxstroker, murat_turxican, my_happy_places, phreakhead, random_paradigm, romchulenis, slutbucket, suzie_lightning, swimmy, terriblarious, thedemonnemo, tout_a_coup, tropigalia, valuum, vincentius49, xplodie, yakub, yourpetwerewolf | |||||
| Member of: | 44: 2dfighterfans, 4chan, 8_spheres, _xiuxiu, addme_creative, babyart, bad_porn_2, bad_sex, budget_bdsm, caps_faggotry, capslock_comics, capslock_friday, capslock_house, capslock_spark, capslock_sw, capslock_vd, capslock_vg, carlhiaasen, daftandfriends, disturbingfilms, fmworldbeat, gamersquarter, girl_gamers, girlgamers, goatse_request, hellskitchen_, its_caturday, kawaiiguro, lj_election_en, loltheorists, lowercasemonday, maxhardc0re, ngsam, ohmygod_hella, oprahhatesme, paidmembers, photobugs, rogue_taxidermy, rq_moonblood, slutfest, takashi_miike, videohate, whyuonmydick, worst_of_cl | |||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||
