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you're not wet until you BLEED
they call me hadoken because im down right fierce
Created on 2001-11-03 22:22:47 (#384450), last updated 2010-01-07
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| Name: | Senior Linguistics Unity Technician |
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| Birthdate: | 1984-06-10 |
| Location: | YAY AREA, California, United States |
| Website: | DONT LEAVE |

i shouldnt be let out of the house
QUOTE TIME
"..a disgusting, abrasive woman (who would offend even Takashi Miike)"
-some internet person
"Go think up the most insane you possibly can you maybe you can get 30 seconds of attention because you feel like you're so ignored you have to do crazy shit otherwise no one will even remember your name."
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"daphaknee, living with the shame of a suicide attempt that leads to me landing vadge-first in a group full of church boys is basically infinitely preferable to living with the shame of knowing that I have even a single thing in common with you"
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"You terrify me and give me a hard-on at the same time..."
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"in other centuries (even other decades) they would have poked your aggressive frontal lobe into isolation by now, or maybe even given you a hysterectomy to save the future of the race."
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"she's crazy and cool, but mostly crazy and I can't always tell if its banter or abuse and I don't think she cares if there's a difference."
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"you retarded, crab-ridden jackass.....I don't know why I am trying to explain this to a condescending, oversexed teenybopper."
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"the crazy girl who had an epicac party, makes noise music, and terrorized japan more than godzilla did."
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"someone could get ideas for a game from every individual post in your lj"
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"someday science is gonna study your brain and make conclusions that are not hopeful for anyone"
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"I want you to know that if I've ever been completely frightened thus far by anyone on this planet, the credit is yours for being that psychopath."
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"every time i feel like crying, i know you've made a new post"
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"and then another girl in my class was like "you know an original capslocker?? CAN YOU GET ME IN GOOD WITH THEM???""
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"DAPHAKNEEEEE, YOU'RE LIKE THIS CAT: CRAZY AND WTFFF. NEVER STOP POSTING PICS OF FURRIES AND FURCON"
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"... DAPHNY NEEDS A WIKI ENTRY BUT THEY KEEP DELETING THE ONES PEOPLE POST"
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"To tell her to stop falling down is like telling a fish to stop swimming, like telling a klingon to stop drinking, like telling the moon to stop shining. So stop telling her how to live her life. Falling down is who she is, and what's great about her is she can keep getting up."
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"I imagine any man that meets you in real life immediately turns soprano from the smell."
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"there's something really comforting in knowing after a shitty day I can come home and see you have posted and go YES IT'S TIME TO BE WEIRDED OUT/ALIENATED/LOOK AT SHIT I WOULD NEVER HAVE OTHERWISE FATHOMED and be so mollified my entire day is forgotten."
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"i want to blast beat happening and the siddeleys while a castrated gymnast furiously slaps and expectorates on daphny's shriveled tits"
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"a recording of 3 people alternatingly screaming, vomiting, and babbling gibberish and made into a song is the only way that I could have a surefire way of being reminded of you"
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"and what really makes it hot is that she's doing it for you and with you. that she knows you understand her needs and desires and limits. there's an incredibly deep level of trust to bringing someone to her limits and pushing them farther. it is the deepest kind of intimacy i know."
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"DAPHNY YOU JUST RUINED BY FUCKING FRIENDS PAGE YOU FUCKING CUNT. THREE PEOPLE JUST RAN TO MY DESK TO ASK WHY I WAS GAGGING. I HATE YOU."
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LOOK HOW TUFF I AM
Daphny? You think you're so fucking important. You think I'm just gonna sit here and miss work and VALENTINE'S DAY just to come up with something fitting to say about you. God, you're pompous. How presumptuous of you, you robotripping, mensie painting sexual devient. God I hate you. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
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"I've been watching your journal for almost a month now and I've been visually violated in ways that not even furry or otaku culture could inflict."
-LOOK HES A SUCK UP-
"You're a fashion plate for your Livejournal's graphic layout...an Amazonian scream of war against all that is aesthetically pure and sensible. Yet you work it like nobody's business."
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"Daphers has the biggest cock of anyone I know. When my cock was a baby and it went to cock school, it would have to go to the lunch room and watch movies about staying away from cocks like daph's cock because it would GO RIGHT INTO YOUR URETHRA AND RAPE YOUR STOMACH"
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"Talking to daph is the equivalent of exploring the geography of the seduction zone between neurosis and psychosis."
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"I absolutely love your style and your tastes. In much the same way that prince took everything that was wrong with the eighties and made beautifull art, so you have taken everything that is wrong with teen-age internet culture and made it your own. Your ranting miss-spelling, your overzealous e-mail formating; you are to blogging as Crad Kilodney is to vanity publishing."
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this is my SENSITIVE SIDE ~*~wink~*~
music video tumblr
google reader shared items
okcupid
gamertag: daphscat (daphaknee on ps3)
the most important thing in life is style
that is, the style of one's existance - the characteristic mode of one's actions - is basically, ultimately what matters
for if man defines himself by doing, then style is doubly definitive because style describes the doing
MANDATORY FRIENDING DISCLAIMER
i dont have a gay "friends only" journal, so friend me and if your journal isnt completely FUCKING BORING ill probably friend you back
i mean even if i dont friend you back you can read everything becuase ITS ALL UNLOCKLED NOT LIKE ITS WORTH READING IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT YOU PEOPLE TEND TO THINK SO
dont bitch at me though when im really mean to you in comment form
also dont bitch at me for not posting a whole bunch of nsfw images behind a cut
also dont bitch at me when i post like three entries in a row
JUST DONT BITCH AT ME, DONT FRIEND ME OKAY IM NOT A LIKEABLE PERSON
im an asshole i cant help it GOD THIS DISCLAIMER THING IS SO FUCKING RETARDED JUST SHUT UP I LIKE EVERYONE
EDIT: SOMETIMES I LOCK ENTRIES BECAUSE MY EX BOSS AND MY MOM PERIODICALLY CHECK MY LIVEJOURNAL


Copyright (c) 2007 DAPHNY DRUCILLA DELIGHT DAVID
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this livejournal
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Texts. A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU
Free Documentation License".

theres a little ctrl7 in all of us
Interests (143):
CAPSLOCK, 8 bit, ===d ***lol****, adunai, air fortress, anal fisting, anti-anti, arrogant obscure fag music, azumanga diaoh, bdsm, blechtum from blechdom, bukowski, bunnies, cerebus, child-like innocence, cleaning under my nails, cluttervania, crazy fucking carnies, ctrl7, cutting out tedium, dada, dash canceling, deerhoof, dessgeega, devotion, dj/rupture, dogs always bite me, downbeat baritone sax outros, drooling while gagged, eating lollipop sticks, everything is free, evolution, excruciating pain, exploiting creepy internet people, farinelli el castrato, fellatio, final fantasy seven sucks, foons not sporks, freddy krueger masturbation fantasies, freestyle sitting, fucking grammar up, fucking to merzbow, game-breaking glitches, gay not homo queer, geiger counters, getting expanded by stalin, getting mindfucked, getting the grabbies, girl talk, hallucinations, hella, hella nutella, homeless people, homemade theremins, horrendous whitetrash outfits, hte, i.b.o.p.a., ignoring copyright laws, ignoring you, inane japanese cutesy characters, japscat, johnny cash, kink, kiss the fucking pan!!, knocking my brother down, lamp leaking dead flies, laughing at serious matters, le shok, leonard cohen, licking dessgeega's boots, lookinglikemenifindattractive, makeshift gags, making fun of philosophy, making immature dick jokes, making people turn around, making peoples ears bleed, max hardcore, merzbow, mighty jill off, monsters in my dreams, murdersauce, muslimgauze, my explosive hoohoo, negativland, never answering the phone, ngsam, noise, not showering ever, obnoxious answering machine messages, omgg, ooioo, original nintendo cartridges, pain, phoenix wright, pictures of jumping cats, pictures shaved into heads, pissing on dogs, popping zits, press the action button, pretending to be kumatora, pro-death fuck choice, rebellion, robo enema yzyzyyzzz, rollerderby finishing moves, rotten durian, sad accordions, sam and max, science (dropping it), shake dem dreads, shaking trees for bells, shintaro kago, space ghost, spitting back at llamas, stalins drinking games, staying up late, stupidly cute animal hats, sucking on peoples eyeballs, suehiro mauro, super dodgeball, super metroid, super nintendo, surgeology, symbols make you@*lookeccentric*$*$$, synthesized hand-claps, takahashi murakami, taking nothing seriously, tape not glue, the boredoms, the evolution control committee, the legendary pink dots, the ykk zipper conspiracy, throwing violent parties, time travel for stalin, unicelluar organisms, upbeat horn intros, vandalism, videogames, vomit endurance contests, william kotzwinkle, yukio mishima, ~*!~urmyspaceispurrrrtyyy~*(&3&*!6, ∞,
External Services:
| ENEMARATHON | ||
| DaphScat | ||
| drippynipple@hotmail.com | LJ Messenger Status: offline | |
| drippynipple at gmail dog cum | ||
| i dont remmeber, its probably daphaknee | ||
| enemarathon | ||
Schools:
Blessed Sacrament School - Hollywood, CACrescent Collegiate - South Dildo, NL, Canada
School of the Future - New York, NY
Cathedral School for Boys - San Francisco, CA (1989 - 1994)
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